CH3 · Back room
Latched
The after-hours bench only wakes when the arcade season card is fully punched. Three stamps. This browser. No accounts.
Season card 0/3
Punch in on the arcade floor →BLAHA LABS // AFTER HOURS
Season card punched
After-hours lab
The shop after the floor empties. Doodle on the leftover CRT, probe a few test points, open a drawer of real parts from this bench — not a fake catalog.
CH3 · PHOSPHOR PAD
WARM
Night-glass doodle
Draw on the tube. It wipes when you leave. No accounts, no save.
Probe idle · phosphor ready
DRAWER · PARTS
BIN LATCH OK
Parts drawer
Labeled bins, real stations. Nothing in here is a mock project.
- A Constellation Night-sky PCB of every build
- B Arcade floor Snake, gates, chip tray
- C Ball rack The display case, rebuilt
- D Laser timing gates The hardware those games riff on
- E Quantum dice Qiskit, superposition, no fake entropy
- F Guppy Pi-side voice bench
- G Virtual rack log How the case got on the site
- H Full bench Portfolio grid
LOGIC PROBE · TTL
IDLE
Logic probe
Tap a test point. The readout is theater — the links are real.
PROBE IDLE Touch a pad. Don’t short the season card.